1 00:00:02,291 --> 00:00:05,958 ♪♪ 2 00:00:07,041 --> 00:00:09,583 Felix: Oh my God, Viv! Look at all the mess you made! 3 00:00:09,583 --> 00:00:11,250 (Overlapping muted voices echo) 4 00:00:11,250 --> 00:00:13,833 (Children continue arguing) 5 00:00:13,833 --> 00:00:15,708 Viv: Like you even know how to make breakfast! 6 00:00:15,708 --> 00:00:17,208 - (Waking groans) 7 00:00:19,500 --> 00:00:21,416 (Overlapping muffled arguing) Viv: Get me out of here! 8 00:00:21,416 --> 00:00:22,916 - Oh! 9 00:00:24,791 --> 00:00:26,375 - (Yawns) 10 00:00:26,375 --> 00:00:28,375 (Children continue arguing) 11 00:00:28,375 --> 00:00:30,083 - (Groans) (Clattering sound) 12 00:00:30,083 --> 00:00:32,375 (Truck rattles and bangs) 13 00:00:33,583 --> 00:00:35,458 - Astrid? - Yes, I'm fine, 14 00:00:35,458 --> 00:00:38,125 let's do this, I'm up. Oh, you're not with them? 15 00:00:38,125 --> 00:00:40,583 - No, I thought they were with you. 16 00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:42,291 Not that it's your job, it's both of ours, I just... 17 00:00:42,291 --> 00:00:44,291 thought they were with you at this moment. 18 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:46,125 - Relax, James, it's not like anyone exploded. 19 00:00:46,125 --> 00:00:48,416 - Viv wet the bed again. - One exploded, 20 00:00:48,416 --> 00:00:50,916 still, pretty good. - (Shrill scream) 21 00:00:50,916 --> 00:00:52,916 Felix: Look at the mess you made! 22 00:00:52,916 --> 00:00:54,125 You're cleaning this up. 23 00:00:54,125 --> 00:00:56,125 I put you in jail for a reason! 24 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:58,083 - I could get out whenever I want! 25 00:00:58,083 --> 00:00:59,958 - No, you can't! - You're cuckoo! 26 00:00:59,958 --> 00:01:01,666 - You're cuckoo! - You are! 27 00:01:01,666 --> 00:01:03,750 - Okay, Viv, Viv! Come out from the coats, please, come on. 28 00:01:03,750 --> 00:01:05,500 - Felix, what are you doing here? Come on, Buddy. 29 00:01:05,500 --> 00:01:07,166 - I put her in jail. She's dumb. 30 00:01:07,166 --> 00:01:09,291 - Yeah, you can't call your sister dumb, 31 00:01:09,291 --> 00:01:11,208 anyone overhears that, you're gonna get cancelled very hard. 32 00:01:11,208 --> 00:01:13,166 - W-What's burning? Did you burn cereal? 33 00:01:13,166 --> 00:01:15,041 - I'm making eggs. (Fire alarm beeps) 34 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,833 - Oh my God! Oh my God. - Oh, okay! Come on! 35 00:01:16,833 --> 00:01:18,583 All right. Here we go. Back up, back up. 36 00:01:18,583 --> 00:01:20,375 Astrid: There's a lot of research out there that shows 37 00:01:20,375 --> 00:01:24,000 people with kids are less happy than people without kids. 38 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,916 And look, it's hard to argue with the facts. 39 00:01:25,916 --> 00:01:27,708 Before kids, we had this... 40 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:29,083 (Man in movie yells) - (Screams, laughs) 41 00:01:29,083 --> 00:01:30,791 (Meter tone rises) 42 00:01:30,791 --> 00:01:32,250 Astrid: Now, we have this. 43 00:01:32,250 --> 00:01:34,208 (Snack clatters) 44 00:01:34,208 --> 00:01:35,875 (Meter tone lowers) 45 00:01:35,875 --> 00:01:37,125 James: Before, it was kinda like this. 46 00:01:37,125 --> 00:01:39,125 (Meter tone rises, boing) 47 00:01:39,125 --> 00:01:40,750 Now, it's more like this. 48 00:01:40,750 --> 00:01:42,416 (Meter tone lowers) 49 00:01:42,416 --> 00:01:44,416 Astrid: And we swapped this... - Oh yeah! 50 00:01:44,416 --> 00:01:46,083 Astrid: for this... 51 00:01:46,083 --> 00:01:48,041 (Rhythmic farting noises) (Meter tone lowers) 52 00:01:48,041 --> 00:01:50,083 James: So it's very possible that these big idiots 53 00:01:50,083 --> 00:01:53,208 have made a huge mistake by having these little idiots. 54 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:55,333 Astrid: Idiots like us. 55 00:01:55,333 --> 00:01:58,333 These are our kids, Felix, and Vivian. 56 00:01:58,333 --> 00:02:00,625 I'm Astrid, this is James. James: And I'm James. 57 00:02:00,625 --> 00:02:02,500 Oh, you already-- ohh! Now there's two of them. 58 00:02:02,500 --> 00:02:04,333 Astrid: No! Anyway. 59 00:02:04,333 --> 00:02:07,375 Are parents really less happy than childless people? 60 00:02:07,375 --> 00:02:09,166 James: How do you even measure happiness? 61 00:02:09,166 --> 00:02:10,875 Astrid: Well, that's where I can help, you see, 62 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:13,125 before becoming a full-time mom, I was a data analyst. 63 00:02:13,125 --> 00:02:15,000 So I take raw, quantifiable data, 64 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:16,708 like money, free time, 65 00:02:16,708 --> 00:02:18,333 uninterrupted minutes on the toilet, 66 00:02:18,333 --> 00:02:20,541 and I present it in ways that people can understand. 67 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,458 But what about the data you can't measure? 68 00:02:22,458 --> 00:02:24,333 Like, joy, pride, 69 00:02:24,333 --> 00:02:26,375 and like, good vibes, man? Shouldn't that count, too? 70 00:02:26,375 --> 00:02:28,375 James: Yeah, right? I mean, maybe we don't have 71 00:02:28,375 --> 00:02:30,083 as much money or time or fun, but we do have... 72 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:31,541 Astrid: You know, kids. 73 00:02:31,541 --> 00:02:33,541 (Toys clatter) 74 00:02:33,541 --> 00:02:35,291 - Yeah, that stuff can just go on the floor. 75 00:02:35,291 --> 00:02:37,375 - Think of the floor as one big shelf. 76 00:02:37,375 --> 00:02:39,333 - The kids certainly do. - Chuck emailed me last night. 77 00:02:39,333 --> 00:02:41,666 - Hey! How is old Chucky? - That's my old boss. 78 00:02:41,666 --> 00:02:43,708 - Yeah, I didn't know, you caught me. 79 00:02:43,708 --> 00:02:45,666 - He said my job's available in a few months 80 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,375 if I'm ready to go back. - Oh my, that's amazing! 81 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:50,375 Do you want-- it's totally up to you, we need the money. 82 00:02:50,375 --> 00:02:52,541 - Yes, no, I'm definitely going back. I need to earn! 83 00:02:52,541 --> 00:02:54,416 And also, my brain is turning to mush. The other day I forgot 84 00:02:54,416 --> 00:02:56,250 the word "Japan." - That was today. 85 00:02:56,250 --> 00:02:58,208 - Well, when I'm a working girl, 86 00:02:58,208 --> 00:03:00,250 I'll never forget Japan again. So I just need to let him know. 87 00:03:00,250 --> 00:03:02,041 - Viv's hogging the red crayons! 88 00:03:02,041 --> 00:03:03,541 - No, I'm not! 89 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:05,375 - Okay guys, we're having coffee, 90 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:07,291 this is our time, remember? - Yeah, you guys shouldn't be 91 00:03:07,291 --> 00:03:09,333 drawing anyway unless you're ready for school, 92 00:03:09,333 --> 00:03:11,291 are you ready for school? - I need underwear. 93 00:03:11,291 --> 00:03:13,333 - Uh, Buddy, you're wearing pants. 94 00:03:13,333 --> 00:03:15,333 - Yeah, that's called "going commando!" 95 00:03:15,333 --> 00:03:17,416 That can't be right, they for sure wore underwear. 96 00:03:17,416 --> 00:03:19,333 - No, "bareback?" No, that's not right, either. "Raw Dog!" 97 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:21,375 - Mm, ah... uh, you know what we should do? 98 00:03:21,375 --> 00:03:23,291 - Hm? (Gasps) Yes! - We should celebrate. 99 00:03:23,291 --> 00:03:25,375 - A nice dinner, just you and me. 100 00:03:25,375 --> 00:03:27,291 - Do you think we can find a last-minute babysitter 101 00:03:27,291 --> 00:03:29,000 that can handle Viv? 102 00:03:32,208 --> 00:03:33,875 - Well, the kids can't come. Breakfast this morning 103 00:03:33,875 --> 00:03:35,458 was like a Viking's banquet. - No, it's normal. 104 00:03:35,458 --> 00:03:37,208 My sister and I used to have wet bread fights. 105 00:03:37,208 --> 00:03:38,875 - I'd like to go to a nice place, you know, 106 00:03:38,875 --> 00:03:41,041 where they don't let you throw wet bread. 107 00:03:41,041 --> 00:03:43,625 - Um, I thought you said it was supposed to be a celebration. 108 00:03:43,625 --> 00:03:45,250 Felix: Where's my lunch? 109 00:03:45,250 --> 00:03:47,208 - Okay, well, all the babysitters are booked. 110 00:03:47,208 --> 00:03:48,500 Anyway, aren't you going to Ennis' tonight? 111 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:50,333 - I'll just bail. 112 00:03:50,333 --> 00:03:52,291 I mean, we should do something nice, we never do that anymore. 113 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:54,125 - What? Didn't we just have that turkey cranberry thing? 114 00:03:54,125 --> 00:03:55,708 - Christmas dinner? 115 00:03:55,708 --> 00:03:57,875 - Why don't we order a fancy pizza? 116 00:03:57,875 --> 00:03:59,541 - No, no, no, no. That's not nice enough. 117 00:03:59,541 --> 00:04:01,583 I'm gonna make us the pork shoulder thing, 118 00:04:01,583 --> 00:04:03,291 and you are gonna love it. 119 00:04:03,291 --> 00:04:05,083 - So do I have to buy the stuff for that today? 120 00:04:05,083 --> 00:04:07,583 - Mm, no, I-- mm, yes, yes. Yes, please. 121 00:04:12,750 --> 00:04:14,666 - Ah, what? - Your coffee, your coffee! 122 00:04:14,666 --> 00:04:16,666 - No! There's caffeine in that. 123 00:04:16,666 --> 00:04:18,416 - Tonight we celebrate two incomes! 124 00:04:18,416 --> 00:04:21,500 - Yatta! That means ah, "we did it" in um... 125 00:04:21,500 --> 00:04:24,333 place. - You can do it. 126 00:04:24,333 --> 00:04:26,541 - Japan! - There it is! 127 00:04:26,541 --> 00:04:28,291 - Bye. 128 00:04:28,291 --> 00:04:30,166 (Traffic rumbles) 129 00:04:31,916 --> 00:04:33,916 - So do you like that one? You wanna do that one? 130 00:04:33,916 --> 00:04:36,625 - Hello, Astrid. - Oh! Dawn, hi. 131 00:04:36,625 --> 00:04:38,375 - I'm so surprised to see you in here. 132 00:04:38,375 --> 00:04:40,416 This place is so overpriced. 133 00:04:40,416 --> 00:04:42,500 I mean, nine dollars for mustard? 134 00:04:42,500 --> 00:04:45,000 (Scoffs) 135 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:46,750 - Yes, well, it's a special occasion, 136 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:49,000 we're splurging on an animal who's seen the sunlight. 137 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:50,750 Say hi to Dawn Auntie. 138 00:04:50,750 --> 00:04:52,583 - Hi, your cousin Corey and Uncle Bo are over there 139 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:54,458 looking at bone broth. - Go on. 140 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,666 Bo: Hey! - Oh, how's Bo? 141 00:04:56,666 --> 00:04:58,458 Good to see him smiling. 142 00:04:58,458 --> 00:05:00,416 - Having a nervous breakdown and being ousted 143 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,500 from his own company was the best thing 144 00:05:02,500 --> 00:05:05,083 that's ever happened to him. He loves homeschooling Corey, 145 00:05:05,083 --> 00:05:07,041 and uh, oh, he's teaching himself to craft. 146 00:05:07,041 --> 00:05:09,416 - Oh, did he craft that fun hat? 147 00:05:09,416 --> 00:05:12,000 - Still learning. - Hmm. 148 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,875 - So, um, what's the occasion? 149 00:05:14,875 --> 00:05:17,208 - Uh, well, in a few months, I'm going back to work. 150 00:05:17,208 --> 00:05:18,750 Paid work. - Astrid! 151 00:05:18,750 --> 00:05:20,500 - I know. - This is fantastic. 152 00:05:20,500 --> 00:05:22,375 Have you told Mom yet? 153 00:05:22,375 --> 00:05:23,916 She's worried you betrayed your feminist ideals. 154 00:05:23,916 --> 00:05:25,500 - No, I didn't betray anything. 155 00:05:25,500 --> 00:05:27,583 I stayed home because James makes more money 156 00:05:27,583 --> 00:05:29,500 because he has a valuable penis and I have a garbage vagina. 157 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,291 Please don't tell Mom, 158 00:05:31,291 --> 00:05:33,000 because I-I really don't need the career advice. 159 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,875 - Oh, you don't want to hear about what make-up to wear 160 00:05:34,875 --> 00:05:36,666 or how shiny your work clothes should be? 161 00:05:36,666 --> 00:05:38,583 - No, I've already heard about how shiny 162 00:05:38,583 --> 00:05:40,875 my at-home clothes should be. - Oh, speaking of Mom, 163 00:05:40,875 --> 00:05:42,708 did you get her email about the vegan food truck 164 00:05:42,708 --> 00:05:45,416 in the park, I think she read it on BlogTO? 165 00:05:45,416 --> 00:05:47,916 (Dawn's voice fades) 166 00:05:47,916 --> 00:05:49,500 ("I Only Have Eyes for You" by The Flamingos plays) 167 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:53,375 ♪ My love must a kind of blind love ♪ 168 00:05:53,375 --> 00:05:57,166 ♪♪ 169 00:05:57,166 --> 00:05:59,291 ♪ I can't see anyone but... ♪ 170 00:05:59,291 --> 00:06:00,708 - (Shrill scream) 171 00:06:02,916 --> 00:06:04,875 Man: What's going on?! - Hey, hey, hey. 172 00:06:04,875 --> 00:06:06,708 - Does she know how to breathe? Really breathe? 173 00:06:06,708 --> 00:06:08,583 - Yes, she's an ace breather, Bo, thank you. 174 00:06:08,583 --> 00:06:10,541 - (Breathes deeply) It's natural, kiddo. 175 00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:12,625 All this stuff used to be animals. 176 00:06:12,625 --> 00:06:14,500 - Okay, well, she's just never seen a decapitated animal 177 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,541 before, have you? - Oh, oh. 178 00:06:16,541 --> 00:06:19,083 - Okay, maybe we skip the meat for today, huh? 179 00:06:21,625 --> 00:06:23,541 (Phones ring) 180 00:06:23,541 --> 00:06:25,625 - Hey James, I sent you a work email. 181 00:06:25,625 --> 00:06:28,625 - You sent me a work email? Okay. 182 00:06:28,625 --> 00:06:32,583 - Eh! Ennis! You cannot send me deep-fake nudes of myself. 183 00:06:32,583 --> 00:06:34,375 - I'm an artist. Are you confirmed for tonight? 184 00:06:34,375 --> 00:06:36,208 You're confirmed, right? - Yeah, no, 185 00:06:36,208 --> 00:06:37,916 I'm gonna try and make it, yes. - No, no! 186 00:06:37,916 --> 00:06:39,625 That is the battle cry of the no-show. 187 00:06:39,625 --> 00:06:42,125 - I-I have a family thing. - So come after! 188 00:06:42,125 --> 00:06:43,625 It's not complicated! Why am I the only one working 189 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,500 at this friendship? - Nice nudes, James. 190 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:47,541 - Hey Marla, this is not-- this is a joke. 191 00:06:47,541 --> 00:06:49,208 - Yeah, I know, relax. Ennis already sent them to me. 192 00:06:49,208 --> 00:06:50,791 - How's it going, boss? 193 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,500 - Considering what a goldmine the pandemic has been 194 00:06:52,500 --> 00:06:53,875 for the grocery world, 195 00:06:53,875 --> 00:06:55,666 I'd say it's going pretty frickin' well. 196 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,541 - Except for the-- you know, the death and the illness 197 00:06:57,541 --> 00:06:59,583 though, right? - Sure. 198 00:06:59,583 --> 00:07:01,625 But we're opening four new franchises 199 00:07:01,625 --> 00:07:03,583 in the next 15 months. I could kiss Covid. 200 00:07:03,583 --> 00:07:05,625 - That's definitely how you get it. 201 00:07:05,625 --> 00:07:07,666 - We're gonna sweat, and we're gonna bleed, 202 00:07:07,666 --> 00:07:09,583 and we're gonna cry, and who knows what fluids we'll leak, 203 00:07:09,583 --> 00:07:11,541 but once we crush these openings, 204 00:07:11,541 --> 00:07:14,208 this gal is gonna be a VP! 205 00:07:14,208 --> 00:07:16,625 - Awesome! Is there anything you needed? 206 00:07:16,625 --> 00:07:19,166 - Just your hard work, your loyalty, 207 00:07:19,166 --> 00:07:20,916 and James, you're gonna need those balls. 208 00:07:22,583 --> 00:07:24,750 - Uh, not mine. (Groans) 209 00:07:26,083 --> 00:07:27,958 - Why did she point at me when she said fluids? 210 00:07:27,958 --> 00:07:30,166 - I'm asking Astrid. - Don't hide behind Astrid. 211 00:07:30,166 --> 00:07:32,083 You promised you would come, and now you're using 212 00:07:32,083 --> 00:07:33,958 your family as an excuse to suck. 213 00:07:33,958 --> 00:07:35,625 (Phone buzzes) - She says I can go, it's cool. 214 00:07:35,625 --> 00:07:37,458 - Great! Okay. Hey, give me your buy-in 215 00:07:37,458 --> 00:07:39,166 so I know you're locked in. 216 00:07:39,166 --> 00:07:40,875 It's a new policy. 217 00:07:40,875 --> 00:07:42,625 (Crickets chirp) 218 00:07:42,625 --> 00:07:44,541 James: This is a very special dinner, 219 00:07:44,541 --> 00:07:46,208 because we're celebrating Mom going back to work. 220 00:07:46,208 --> 00:07:48,625 Astrid: Yes, celebration pasta. 221 00:07:48,625 --> 00:07:51,166 No meat at all, Viv. - I like meat. 222 00:07:52,458 --> 00:07:54,125 - Okay, because this morning, you... 223 00:07:55,416 --> 00:07:56,750 you know what, never mind. 224 00:07:56,750 --> 00:07:58,833 I'm just gonna blow right past that one. 225 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,375 - Okay, let's raise our glasses to mummy, 226 00:08:00,375 --> 00:08:01,791 - Ah! 227 00:08:01,791 --> 00:08:03,916 - who put her career on hold, a big sacrifice 228 00:08:03,916 --> 00:08:05,916 that mostly women have to make because we live in a patriarchy 229 00:08:05,916 --> 00:08:07,208 - James. - and it's-- 230 00:08:07,208 --> 00:08:08,750 - Yep, nope, let's focus. Here it is. 231 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:10,583 Cheers-ing. - Ah, the cheers. 232 00:08:10,583 --> 00:08:12,916 - The cheers to you, and to you, and to you, and to you. 233 00:08:12,916 --> 00:08:15,125 - And to you, and to all of us. - And to all of us. 234 00:08:15,125 --> 00:08:16,458 - Okay, now, Felix-- 235 00:08:16,458 --> 00:08:18,666 - (Giggles) Cheers! 236 00:08:18,666 --> 00:08:20,500 Cheers! Cheers! (Glasses clink) 237 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,083 - Hey Felix, did something happen at school today 238 00:08:22,083 --> 00:08:25,083 that maybe made you feel proud? - Pee-a-reah diarrhea! 239 00:08:25,083 --> 00:08:27,083 - Felix, your father's asking you a question. 240 00:08:27,083 --> 00:08:28,750 - Diarrhea! 241 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,958 - Okay, buh-buh-buh-bup! Let's just sit down, and uh, 242 00:08:30,958 --> 00:08:33,458 commence the civilized meal. - Toilet! 243 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,958 (Both children giggle) 244 00:08:34,958 --> 00:08:37,291 - Toilet is a toilet word, Viv. (Cutlery clatters) 245 00:08:38,791 --> 00:08:40,541 Astrid: I'll be the first to admit 246 00:08:40,541 --> 00:08:42,125 that children are naturally... jerks. 247 00:08:42,125 --> 00:08:44,625 - (Screams) - (Barks) 248 00:08:44,625 --> 00:08:46,541 Astrid: As parents, you have to stop jerk behavior 249 00:08:46,541 --> 00:08:48,875 or it will get worse and worse as they get older. 250 00:08:48,875 --> 00:08:50,708 James: And the world has enough adult jerks. 251 00:08:50,708 --> 00:08:52,708 So, you know, please do your part. 252 00:08:52,708 --> 00:08:55,000 - My name is D.J. Poopy in the house! 253 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,250 Viv: My name is D.J. Pee-pee in the house. 254 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,000 - Hey guys, we don't need to make the bread... 255 00:08:59,000 --> 00:09:00,916 pee and poo. - Okay, that's enough. 256 00:09:00,916 --> 00:09:02,708 Viv, go back to your seat. Sit down in your seat. 257 00:09:02,708 --> 00:09:04,958 Felix, eat your food. - Eat your food. 258 00:09:04,958 --> 00:09:07,333 - Viv, okay, let's sit down, let's enjoy mummy's great meal. 259 00:09:07,333 --> 00:09:09,333 - I don't want it. It's gross. 260 00:09:10,708 --> 00:09:13,125 - Ewwwwww! Astrid: All right, enough! 261 00:09:13,125 --> 00:09:15,250 Enough! Everybody calm down! 262 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,416 (Dog barks in the distance) 263 00:09:17,416 --> 00:09:19,208 Now, this is really important to mummy and daddy. 264 00:09:19,208 --> 00:09:20,833 Do you understand that? 265 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:23,250 So I promise you that if we just stay in our seats, 266 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:25,500 and we don't yell at each other and we don't make gross noises, 267 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,041 - (Blows raspberry) 268 00:09:30,041 --> 00:09:33,541 - I promise that we can have a really nice time. 269 00:09:33,541 --> 00:09:35,458 - I love it. - So how about this? 270 00:09:35,458 --> 00:09:37,333 How about we reset this dinner? 271 00:09:37,333 --> 00:09:39,750 Okay? A do-over. - Do-over! 272 00:09:39,750 --> 00:09:41,791 - Yeah. Okay? - Mm-hmm! 273 00:09:41,791 --> 00:09:43,666 - Starting with the cheers. Okay? 274 00:09:43,666 --> 00:09:46,208 - Do-over! - Right, cheers, everybody. 275 00:09:46,208 --> 00:09:49,333 Ready? Cheers. 276 00:09:49,333 --> 00:09:51,166 (Glass shatters) - Oh my God! Okay, okay! 277 00:09:51,166 --> 00:09:53,250 - Oh my God, don't move! - Everyone stand still. 278 00:09:53,250 --> 00:09:55,250 Stand still! Stand still! Don't move, there's glass everywhere, 279 00:09:55,250 --> 00:09:57,125 if it gets in your eyes, that's it for your eyes, 280 00:09:57,125 --> 00:09:58,708 You need your eyes! - (Crying loudly) 281 00:09:58,708 --> 00:10:00,583 - James! Shit. 282 00:10:00,583 --> 00:10:01,833 - Toilet word! - (Exasperated exhale) 283 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:06,416 - (Sighs heavily) 284 00:10:06,416 --> 00:10:08,708 - Well, we'll try again when they're teenagers. 285 00:10:08,708 --> 00:10:10,916 - Do you have to go to Ennis'? - Yeah. I already bought in, 286 00:10:10,916 --> 00:10:13,208 and he gave me a whole thing about bailing, so. 287 00:10:13,208 --> 00:10:15,041 - If you stay I'll make it worth your while. 288 00:10:17,416 --> 00:10:20,125 - The sad thing is that this is working on me. 289 00:10:20,125 --> 00:10:22,375 - Like a little bit of this? - Oh yeah! 290 00:10:22,375 --> 00:10:24,458 These are all the moves, these are all my favorites. 291 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:26,625 - (Laughs) - I've got glass in my bum. 292 00:10:26,625 --> 00:10:28,916 - Uh, no, I don't-- 293 00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:30,958 - No, I don't think you have glass in your bum, Buddy. 294 00:10:30,958 --> 00:10:33,750 - Yes, I do, it's cutting me! I can feel it right now! 295 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:35,833 - It seems unlikely because you were wearing pants, and-- 296 00:10:35,833 --> 00:10:37,625 - No, yeah, it seems-- - There is! 297 00:10:37,625 --> 00:10:39,000 You have to get it out. 298 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:41,708 - Okay, okay, okay. How 'bout this? 299 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:44,000 I think before daddy goes to have fun with his friends, 300 00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:46,166 maybe he should check your bum for glass. 301 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,666 ♪♪ 302 00:10:52,666 --> 00:10:54,166 - It can be a little depressing, but... 303 00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:55,916 oh, look at her. - Whoa, whoa, slow down. 304 00:10:55,916 --> 00:10:57,708 - Not bad. You gotta move fast - Well, ah-- 305 00:10:57,708 --> 00:10:59,583 - or else you'll never find what you're looking for. 306 00:10:59,583 --> 00:11:01,708 - Well, how you making decisions this quick? 307 00:11:01,708 --> 00:11:03,208 What's wrong with her? - She's wearing a sweater 308 00:11:03,208 --> 00:11:04,791 at the beach. - What about-what about-- 309 00:11:04,791 --> 00:11:06,250 - I don't know, you know she does cartwheels. 310 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:07,916 - Go back, can you go back? - Ironic--no, 311 00:11:07,916 --> 00:11:09,916 you don't want to you gotta pay extra to do that. 312 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:11,750 - Is that her dog? - Okay, now, see this one? 313 00:11:11,750 --> 00:11:13,333 - Yeah. - Yeah, you think yoga pose 314 00:11:13,333 --> 00:11:15,083 means bendy in a sexy way, but really it means a lot 315 00:11:15,083 --> 00:11:17,041 of conversations about how you don't drink enough water. 316 00:11:17,041 --> 00:11:19,208 How's Astrid? - Uh, no, yeah, she's great. 317 00:11:19,208 --> 00:11:21,041 She actually, she's going back to work. 318 00:11:21,041 --> 00:11:23,416 We tried to celebrate tonight, but uh, 319 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,291 Felix and Viv are going through a sabotage phase. 320 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,750 - Well, I keep telling you, having kids is a huge mistake. 321 00:11:27,750 --> 00:11:29,666 - Yeah, and I thought you'd stop telling me that 322 00:11:29,666 --> 00:11:31,333 once I had them. 323 00:11:31,333 --> 00:11:32,958 - Well, they keep proving my point. But unlike your kids, 324 00:11:32,958 --> 00:11:34,708 I can actually help. 325 00:11:34,708 --> 00:11:36,958 I have a reservation tomorrow night at Fauf9. 326 00:11:36,958 --> 00:11:38,958 It's a phenomenal new place. But I can't go 327 00:11:38,958 --> 00:11:40,916 because my dodge ball team made the playoffs. 328 00:11:40,916 --> 00:11:42,750 - What? You still play ironic sports? 329 00:11:42,750 --> 00:11:44,916 - I take my dodge ball very seriously. 330 00:11:44,916 --> 00:11:47,208 Try to hit me with that pillow. - No. 331 00:11:47,208 --> 00:11:48,916 - Smart choice. You would've missed. 332 00:11:48,916 --> 00:11:51,166 - So this-this-- all right. - Fauf. 333 00:11:51,166 --> 00:11:53,875 - is it expensive? Because last month I got a parking ticket 334 00:11:53,875 --> 00:11:56,000 and I couldn't afford deodorant. 335 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,958 - I'll tell you what, play your cards right tonight, 336 00:11:57,958 --> 00:12:00,208 and maybe you can win the cash you need. 337 00:12:01,541 --> 00:12:03,375 ♪ Ah, yeah... ♪ 338 00:12:03,375 --> 00:12:05,375 ♪ Rollin' dices nightly We be out ♪ 339 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:07,291 - I need-I need a hay. - I'll-- 340 00:12:07,291 --> 00:12:09,041 - No, that's a sheep, bro. - Do you have any sheep? 341 00:12:09,041 --> 00:12:11,041 (Laughing) - Right. 342 00:12:11,041 --> 00:12:12,958 - Don't! Not-not on-- - You know where to put it! 343 00:12:12,958 --> 00:12:14,916 You know where to put it! - Oh ho ho ho! 344 00:12:14,916 --> 00:12:16,791 - That is gonna come back to haunt you, I don't know how! 345 00:12:16,791 --> 00:12:18,750 - All right, sheep for you. 346 00:12:18,750 --> 00:12:20,333 ♪ Call your party She bring friends ♪ 347 00:12:20,333 --> 00:12:22,250 ♪ You wanna bring friends We need a friendship ♪ 348 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:23,833 (Dice rattles) All: Ohhh! 349 00:12:23,833 --> 00:12:25,791 - Always fun. - I said I needed sheep. 350 00:12:25,791 --> 00:12:28,250 ♪ When we get to the crib I'ma... ♪ 351 00:12:28,250 --> 00:12:30,166 ♪ Musta had a night You get my sin ♪ 352 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,041 - Five! - Oh okay-okay-okay-okay. 353 00:12:32,041 --> 00:12:33,416 - What's up. - Anything. 354 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:35,500 - Just so you know, I am four points away 355 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,291 from being your champion for the evening. 356 00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:38,958 - James and I only need one point. 357 00:12:38,958 --> 00:12:40,833 - I've faced worse odds. Are you done? 358 00:12:40,833 --> 00:12:42,458 - I need a wheat. - Oh, I have wheat. 359 00:12:42,458 --> 00:12:44,291 - I have wood. Wood for wheat. 360 00:12:44,291 --> 00:12:46,291 - I don't need wood. I need sheep. 361 00:12:46,291 --> 00:12:48,250 - Okay, stop, stop, stop. But if I had a wheat, 362 00:12:48,250 --> 00:12:50,583 I could uh, build a town. - Yeah. 363 00:12:50,583 --> 00:12:52,500 - You know, the kind of town that one might 364 00:12:52,500 --> 00:12:55,083 take their wife out on. - Well, in this economy, 365 00:12:55,083 --> 00:12:57,125 wheat will cost you a sheep. 366 00:12:57,125 --> 00:12:59,666 - Help me out here. - That's a good price. 367 00:12:59,666 --> 00:13:02,000 - He won't make the deal. - It's no wheat off my back. 368 00:13:02,000 --> 00:13:03,916 - Wonderful! - What? 369 00:13:03,916 --> 00:13:06,000 - I am now able to make the longest road. 370 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,125 - What?! - A winning move! 371 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:10,416 - Are you serious? Where? Oh! - Yeah, come on, come on! 372 00:13:10,416 --> 00:13:12,375 - I wish I won. - I still want the reservation. 373 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:14,708 ♪ You need it, I'm gonna give you what you want ♪ 374 00:13:14,708 --> 00:13:16,500 ♪ You need it, I'm gonna give you what you want ♪ 375 00:13:16,500 --> 00:13:18,833 (Birds chirp, lawnmower buzzes) 376 00:13:18,833 --> 00:13:20,583 (Footsteps rustle) 377 00:13:20,583 --> 00:13:22,708 (Light thuds) - Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! 378 00:13:24,666 --> 00:13:27,166 - Listen, may I just- grrr! 379 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:29,375 - Wake up! Wake up! Wake up! - Oh! Can I have an hour? 380 00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,041 - Yeah, I already gave you an hour. 381 00:13:31,041 --> 00:13:33,000 It's your turn to battle the kids. 382 00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:34,916 - You can't win! - 30 minutes. 383 00:13:34,916 --> 00:13:36,833 - No! You can't go out with your friends 384 00:13:36,833 --> 00:13:38,958 and sleep 'til 9:30, get up. - But wait, wait! Time, time! 385 00:13:38,958 --> 00:13:41,333 I made a reservation at Fauf9, very nice, hard to get into. 386 00:13:41,333 --> 00:13:43,375 Dinner, just the two of us. 387 00:13:43,375 --> 00:13:46,541 - Did you book a babysitter? - Uh... ow! Okay, okay, okay! 388 00:13:46,541 --> 00:13:48,000 I texted your Mom! I texted your Mom! 389 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:49,833 - What? - I-- 390 00:13:49,833 --> 00:13:51,875 - The last time my mother was here, they were eating bowls 391 00:13:51,875 --> 00:13:53,791 of whipped cream and watching a "Fast and the Furious" movie! 392 00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,416 - I know, Felix ruined the ending for me. 393 00:13:55,416 --> 00:13:57,041 - Shaw killed Seoul-Oh! - Yes, and... 394 00:13:57,041 --> 00:13:59,166 Shaw killed me as well, I feel like. 395 00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,083 - Okay fine, but just so you know, Viv is pretending 396 00:14:01,083 --> 00:14:03,083 to water a garden by pouring milk on the couch, 397 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:04,833 so you're dealing with that. Okay! 398 00:14:04,833 --> 00:14:06,333 - Oh my God! 399 00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,708 (Traffic rumbles, siren wails) 400 00:14:12,000 --> 00:14:13,666 (Birds chirp) 401 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,750 - Watch me! I'm mummy! 402 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,416 And I'm cleaning! 403 00:14:17,416 --> 00:14:19,916 - No, daddy cleans, too. 404 00:14:19,916 --> 00:14:22,000 It's everyone's job to tidy the house. 405 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:23,750 Felix, tidy the slide. Both of you clean it. 406 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:28,333 (Children shout playfully) 407 00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:30,125 (Phone buttons beep) 408 00:14:30,125 --> 00:14:31,916 (Line rings) 409 00:14:31,916 --> 00:14:33,291 Chuck: Hello? - Chuck! 410 00:14:33,291 --> 00:14:35,333 Hi, it's Astrid. 411 00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:37,166 - Hi, how are you? How's the family? 412 00:14:37,166 --> 00:14:39,208 - I'm good, I'm good, Yeah, they're good. 413 00:14:39,208 --> 00:14:41,125 Listen, I was just, I was just calling because I wanted 414 00:14:41,125 --> 00:14:43,083 to take you up on that job offer. 415 00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:45,291 - So you're coming back? - Yes! 416 00:14:45,291 --> 00:14:47,208 - Well, that's great news! 417 00:14:47,208 --> 00:14:49,375 ("I Only Have Eyes for You" by The Flamingos plays) 418 00:14:49,375 --> 00:14:52,250 ♪ Are the stars out tonight ♪ 419 00:14:53,333 --> 00:14:54,666 - (Giggles) 420 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,250 ♪ I don't know if it's cloudy or... ♪ 421 00:14:59,250 --> 00:15:01,208 - Stop! Stop it! Stop it! - What? 422 00:15:01,208 --> 00:15:04,458 - No, no, not you. (Laughs) Sorry. No, not you. 423 00:15:04,458 --> 00:15:06,958 Yes, I would-- I'll totally learn the new software. 424 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:09,041 - Great. - Yeah, that would be amazing. 425 00:15:09,041 --> 00:15:10,916 - I'll be in touch with you. - Thank you. 426 00:15:10,916 --> 00:15:12,625 (Bicycle bell rings, spokes rattle) 427 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,333 - Hey, I'm cleaning this part. 428 00:15:19,666 --> 00:15:21,750 - Nanima's here! (Laughs) I'm here to save the day! 429 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,416 - Hi! - Hello, Beta. 430 00:15:24,416 --> 00:15:26,416 - Thank you so much for babysitting. 431 00:15:26,416 --> 00:15:28,375 You know the rules, no boys, don't touch the thermostat. 432 00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:30,208 - This is for lunch and dinner tomorrow. 433 00:15:30,208 --> 00:15:33,125 Aloo Gobi for you, Bitoo. My little vegetarian. 434 00:15:33,125 --> 00:15:35,041 - She's not a ve- what? 435 00:15:35,041 --> 00:15:36,666 - And gummy candies for the kids. 436 00:15:36,666 --> 00:15:38,958 Ooh! Have they seen the movie "Pan's Labyrinth?" 437 00:15:38,958 --> 00:15:41,000 - That's not a kid's movie. - We'll see. 438 00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:45,041 And congratulations on your job! 439 00:15:45,041 --> 00:15:47,250 Dawn was worried you'd given up on your feminist ideals. 440 00:15:47,250 --> 00:15:50,250 - What? No! - Oh! I forgot to tell you, 441 00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:52,541 I ran into Christine's mom in High Park! 442 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:54,333 - I haven't seen Christine in like, 20 years. 443 00:15:54,333 --> 00:15:56,291 - Well, her brother's a gambling addict, 444 00:15:56,291 --> 00:15:58,625 and he stole Margo's van. So that's where she's at. 445 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,791 - Okay, uh, yeah. 446 00:16:00,791 --> 00:16:03,000 - Okay, well, why don't you go get changed for your big night. 447 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,750 - This is what I'm wearing. 448 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:06,458 - You don't have something shinier? 449 00:16:06,458 --> 00:16:09,625 - Uh-oh, the in-laws, get outta here, Nisha! 450 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:12,250 - You ruined my daughter's life, you sack of crap! 451 00:16:12,250 --> 00:16:14,458 - Oh my God! Okay. - That's-- okay, yeah. 452 00:16:14,458 --> 00:16:16,333 - Let's-- put a little extra mustard on that one this time. 453 00:16:16,333 --> 00:16:18,083 - (Laughs) We're just having fun. 454 00:16:18,083 --> 00:16:24,000 ♪♪ 455 00:16:24,000 --> 00:16:25,375 - Oh-oh. Are we under-dressed? - Almost always. 456 00:16:27,875 --> 00:16:30,500 - Hello, uh, we have a reservation for eight 457 00:16:30,500 --> 00:16:32,041 under Ennis, I think. 458 00:16:34,583 --> 00:16:36,666 - It looks like you guys are already here. 459 00:16:36,666 --> 00:16:38,250 - Hmm? 460 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,375 - No, it's more like re-odorant. 461 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,291 (Both laugh) You know what I mean? 462 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,625 Thank you very much. - Hi, Ennis. 463 00:16:44,625 --> 00:16:45,958 - Hi. 464 00:16:49,166 --> 00:16:50,958 Right. 465 00:16:50,958 --> 00:16:52,375 I was supposed to give you this table. 466 00:16:52,375 --> 00:16:54,666 James: Mm-hmm. - But then I met Penelope here 467 00:16:54,666 --> 00:16:57,083 while I was at Zara shopping for socks. 468 00:16:57,083 --> 00:16:58,750 - Good evening. - Hmm, what's this? 469 00:16:58,750 --> 00:17:00,250 - Astrid, you look great. - Thank you. 470 00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:02,166 You know, I just dressed up 471 00:17:02,166 --> 00:17:04,000 because I was looking forward to the night out. 472 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,416 - Yeah, I thought you guys couldn't afford this place. 473 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,416 - We can't. - Yeah! 474 00:17:07,416 --> 00:17:10,458 We're only here because you gave us the reservation! 475 00:17:10,458 --> 00:17:12,375 - Well, what do you want me to do? 476 00:17:14,583 --> 00:17:16,583 (Cutlery clinks) 477 00:17:16,583 --> 00:17:18,125 (Buzz of patron chatter) 478 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,666 - James, how's your duck? 479 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:24,083 - It's great, Ennis, thank you. 480 00:17:24,083 --> 00:17:25,500 - That's good. 481 00:17:26,708 --> 00:17:29,375 - So, Penelope, um, you work at Zara? 482 00:17:29,375 --> 00:17:32,333 - No. I work for an NGO. I help develop non-GMO 483 00:17:32,333 --> 00:17:34,583 enriched rice for developing countries. 484 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:38,750 - Wow. That's cool. 485 00:17:38,750 --> 00:17:41,208 Sounds... fulfilling. - Yeah, it really is. 486 00:17:41,208 --> 00:17:44,583 How about you? - Oh, uh, job-wise? 487 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:47,208 Um, I'm, I'm a data analyst for the city. 488 00:17:47,208 --> 00:17:49,875 Well, I was, right now I'm just... just a mom. 489 00:17:49,875 --> 00:17:52,208 - Well, no such thing as just a mom, she's amazing. 490 00:17:52,208 --> 00:17:54,958 - You guys have kids? I love kids. 491 00:17:54,958 --> 00:17:57,000 - You do? 492 00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:58,791 Oh yeah, that's great. (Phone vibrates) 493 00:17:58,791 --> 00:18:01,166 - (Gasps) Oh my God. 494 00:18:01,166 --> 00:18:02,625 Um, my Mom's saying something's wrong. 495 00:18:02,625 --> 00:18:04,250 She says it's Felix. - Oh. 496 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:05,833 - It's- it's his stomach. - She said that? 497 00:18:05,833 --> 00:18:07,541 Oh, it's a stabbing pain. He's in tears! 498 00:18:07,541 --> 00:18:10,375 - Oh my God, did he actually eat glass last night? 499 00:18:11,375 --> 00:18:12,875 (Dishes rattle, chairs rasp) - Oh! 500 00:18:14,041 --> 00:18:15,166 (Running footsteps recede) 501 00:18:18,208 --> 00:18:20,500 - I'll get the check. (Awkward chuckle) 502 00:18:23,291 --> 00:18:26,916 ♪♪ 503 00:18:26,916 --> 00:18:28,541 - So hungry. 504 00:18:33,458 --> 00:18:35,083 Yeah. 505 00:18:36,666 --> 00:18:38,208 (Food crunches) 506 00:18:38,208 --> 00:18:40,708 - He didn't eat the food after the glass broke. 507 00:18:40,708 --> 00:18:43,208 - I did. Somebody had to. 508 00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:48,291 - Do you need help? - Oh! 509 00:18:48,291 --> 00:18:49,500 Could you just hold him for a second? 510 00:18:49,500 --> 00:18:51,916 - Yeah, sure. - Thank you. 511 00:18:51,916 --> 00:18:53,916 - Remember when Viv ate a spider? 512 00:18:53,916 --> 00:18:55,791 Just smashed it up with a block 513 00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:58,208 and put it in her mouth like a Godzilla. (Laughs) 514 00:18:58,208 --> 00:19:01,166 ♪ I don't know if it's cloudy or bright ♪ 515 00:19:01,166 --> 00:19:03,500 ♪ I only have eyes ♪ 516 00:19:07,958 --> 00:19:10,000 ♪ For you ♪ 517 00:19:12,791 --> 00:19:14,666 - I wanna have another baby. 518 00:19:15,875 --> 00:19:18,041 - I'll just take him back now. 519 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,375 - Sure. - Since when? 520 00:19:20,625 --> 00:19:22,375 - Since I can't stop thinking about it. 521 00:19:22,375 --> 00:19:24,291 - Wha... what? 522 00:19:24,291 --> 00:19:26,250 We agreed on two! And we did it! 523 00:19:26,250 --> 00:19:27,958 We got one of each gender. 524 00:19:27,958 --> 00:19:29,791 That's like the perfect-- I mean, I know gender 525 00:19:29,791 --> 00:19:31,833 is a spectrum and there's more- - Okay, but I just-- 526 00:19:31,833 --> 00:19:34,791 I can't shake this feeling that someone is missing. 527 00:19:34,791 --> 00:19:37,916 Like our family is not totally complete. 528 00:19:37,916 --> 00:19:40,333 - Well, can we try getting a guinea pig 529 00:19:40,333 --> 00:19:42,000 and seeing if that hits the spot? 530 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,708 I mean, what about going back to work? What about money? 531 00:19:43,708 --> 00:19:45,625 You know, I'm almost 40, 532 00:19:45,625 --> 00:19:47,291 and we're just starting to go back out again. 533 00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:49,250 - I get that it doesn't make sense. 534 00:19:49,250 --> 00:19:50,833 I'm just telling you how I feel. 535 00:19:50,833 --> 00:19:52,958 - And I appreciate that. And I support how you feel. 536 00:19:52,958 --> 00:19:55,291 But I feel the opposite. 537 00:19:55,291 --> 00:19:57,583 Doctor: Mr. And Mrs. Berney? - Yes. 538 00:19:57,583 --> 00:19:59,500 - I had a look at the X-rays, and I haven't been able 539 00:19:59,500 --> 00:20:01,708 to locate any glass, so that's good. 540 00:20:01,708 --> 00:20:03,833 - Oh yeah, we didn't find any when we checked his bum. 541 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:06,416 - Yeah, "we." - The intestines are here. 542 00:20:06,416 --> 00:20:08,708 And you see these black circles here and here. 543 00:20:08,708 --> 00:20:10,666 - Wait, w-why are they so perfectly round like that? 544 00:20:10,666 --> 00:20:12,833 What are the black circles? - It's gas. 545 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:16,208 He just needs to vacate the gas and he'll probably feel fine. 546 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,208 - So you're prescribing a fart. - Yes. 547 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:21,916 A warm bath or gently massaging-- 548 00:20:21,916 --> 00:20:23,958 - No, no, he knows how. He'll be thrilled. 549 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,208 - Thank you. 550 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,666 Astrid: So are the studies right? 551 00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:33,000 Are parents less happy than the childless people 552 00:20:33,000 --> 00:20:34,958 who have all their free time and money to themselves? 553 00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,708 Probably. James: Definitely. 554 00:20:36,708 --> 00:20:38,458 - Hey! - Hey! 555 00:20:38,458 --> 00:20:40,291 - Look at this, it's the who's who of the vegan food scene! 556 00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,833 - Hi! You made it, oh! 557 00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:43,666 James: Being a parent can suck. 558 00:20:43,666 --> 00:20:46,458 Every injury, every heartache, every mess - you're in charge. 559 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,541 - I'm sorry you didn't get to celebrate going back to work. 560 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,375 - I'm celebrating now. 561 00:20:50,375 --> 00:20:51,958 - Oh, yes, we are. To Astrid. 562 00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:55,625 - To Astrid. - To Astrid. Cheers. 563 00:20:56,541 --> 00:20:59,083 Astrid: But there are moments, incredible moments, 564 00:20:59,083 --> 00:21:01,458 that you can't find anywhere else. 565 00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,541 Life isn't always as fun or cool as it was before. 566 00:21:04,541 --> 00:21:06,416 James: Never. Not even close. 567 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:08,791 But those moments very nearly make up for it. 568 00:21:08,791 --> 00:21:10,958 Astrid: So we just try to have as many as we can. 569 00:21:10,958 --> 00:21:12,458 James: She means moments. Not kids. 570 00:21:12,458 --> 00:21:13,916 Astrid: You don't know what I mean. 571 00:21:13,916 --> 00:21:15,416 - Okay, all right, that's nice. 572 00:21:15,416 --> 00:21:17,583 Yeah. Okay, hi. Hi. 573 00:21:17,583 --> 00:21:19,625 (Viv and Felix giggle) 574 00:21:19,625 --> 00:21:21,958 - There's like four of them. - Okay. 575 00:21:21,958 --> 00:21:23,416 See? That's yours. Yeah? Okay? 576 00:21:25,791 --> 00:21:27,583 - Try to hit me with one of those pillows. 577 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,500 - No, I... - No, go ahead. 578 00:21:29,500 --> 00:21:31,416 - Give it a shot, see how fast I can move. 579 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:32,833 - I'll believe you, I choose to believe you. 580 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,541 - No, lesson learned, no, go ahead. Go ahead. 581 00:21:34,541 --> 00:21:36,125 - Ready? See how fast I can move? See? Oh! 582 00:21:36,125 --> 00:21:37,833 - Well, that's in the- see, that's not allowed. 583 00:21:37,833 --> 00:21:39,625 You can't hit me in the face. So, that's how I get ya. 584 00:21:39,625 --> 00:21:41,416 - Okay. 585 00:21:43,791 --> 00:21:45,916 ♪ I love my kids But kids ruin everything ♪ 586 00:21:45,916 --> 00:21:48,833 (Everything) ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 587 00:21:48,833 --> 00:21:51,500 ♪ I love my kids But kids ruin everything ♪ 588 00:21:51,500 --> 00:21:54,208 (Everything) ♪ Kids ruin everything ♪ 589 00:21:54,208 --> 00:21:55,750 ♪ No more sleeping in ♪ 590 00:21:55,750 --> 00:21:58,333 ♪ I've got kids in my bed ♪ 591 00:21:58,333 --> 00:22:01,625 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 592 00:22:01,625 --> 00:22:05,083 ♪ Children ruin everything ♪ 593 00:22:05,083 --> 00:22:10,291 ♪♪ 594 00:22:10,291 --> 00:22:12,250 ♪ I never knew but now I see ♪ 595 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,041 ♪ I really hate this sh-- ♪